1 00:00:06,666 --> 00:00:08,033 - Hi! I'm Patrick Star! 2 00:00:08,100 --> 00:00:10,570 And I live with my parents! 3 00:00:10,636 --> 00:00:11,671 Ow! 4 00:00:11,737 --> 00:00:13,706 This is my dad. 5 00:00:13,773 --> 00:00:16,041 [zany music] 6 00:00:16,108 --> 00:00:19,178 This is my mom. [laughs] 7 00:00:19,244 --> 00:00:21,814 This is my sister. She's shy. 8 00:00:21,881 --> 00:00:24,183 This is my grandpa. 9 00:00:24,249 --> 00:00:26,452 This is my room! 10 00:00:26,519 --> 00:00:27,687 And this... 11 00:00:27,753 --> 00:00:29,922 * * 12 00:00:29,989 --> 00:00:33,325 This is my show! 13 00:00:33,392 --> 00:00:35,260 * * 14 00:00:36,496 --> 00:00:38,798 [mysterious music] 15 00:00:46,472 --> 00:00:47,707 - Ah! 16 00:00:47,773 --> 00:00:49,308 Ah! 17 00:00:49,374 --> 00:00:52,044 That was amazing! 18 00:00:52,111 --> 00:00:55,114 I dreamed that I was dreaming that I was having 19 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:58,651 the greatest dream of my life. 20 00:00:58,718 --> 00:01:00,185 I want more! 21 00:01:00,252 --> 00:01:03,556 Sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep! 22 00:01:03,623 --> 00:01:04,790 [duck quacking] 23 00:01:04,857 --> 00:01:07,392 It's not working. 24 00:01:08,994 --> 00:01:11,964 [scream] 25 00:01:12,031 --> 00:01:14,567 Got to get back to sleep! 26 00:01:14,634 --> 00:01:18,303 [grunting] 27 00:01:18,370 --> 00:01:22,041 * Go to sleep, little heady * 28 00:01:22,107 --> 00:01:24,577 [humming melody] 29 00:01:24,644 --> 00:01:26,045 Or not. 30 00:01:26,111 --> 00:01:28,380 Time for plan B! 31 00:01:30,382 --> 00:01:34,286 In case of not asleep, break glass. 32 00:01:34,353 --> 00:01:35,788 Hooray! 33 00:01:35,855 --> 00:01:37,957 [cheering] 34 00:01:38,023 --> 00:01:39,224 Oof! 35 00:01:39,291 --> 00:01:41,260 One bump on the noggin with this baby, 36 00:01:41,326 --> 00:01:44,296 and it's back to dreamland. Oof! 37 00:01:44,363 --> 00:01:48,133 A little to the right. Now left. 38 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:50,770 A little higher. Oh! 39 00:01:50,836 --> 00:01:53,305 You're getting warmer. 40 00:01:53,372 --> 00:01:56,308 Warmer. Warmer. 41 00:01:57,910 --> 00:02:00,212 [screaming] 42 00:02:00,279 --> 00:02:02,748 Too warm! Too warm! 43 00:02:02,815 --> 00:02:04,584 Hot foot! Hot foot! 44 00:02:04,617 --> 00:02:06,251 Hot foot! 45 00:02:07,319 --> 00:02:10,422 Body, wait up! Ah! 46 00:02:10,489 --> 00:02:12,224 Uh-oh. 47 00:02:12,291 --> 00:02:13,593 [fast-paced music] 48 00:02:13,626 --> 00:02:16,762 - [humming melody] 49 00:02:16,829 --> 00:02:18,931 Breakfast is ready! 50 00:02:18,998 --> 00:02:21,934 [upbeat music] 51 00:02:22,001 --> 00:02:24,503 * * 52 00:02:24,604 --> 00:02:27,607 Whoop! 53 00:02:27,640 --> 00:02:29,474 [chewing loudly] 54 00:02:29,609 --> 00:02:32,612 - There you are. I just finished your makeup. 55 00:02:32,678 --> 00:02:33,913 Voil�! 56 00:02:33,979 --> 00:02:36,215 [appreciative murmuring] 57 00:02:36,281 --> 00:02:39,284 - I'm beautiful. - You're also late. 58 00:02:39,351 --> 00:02:42,321 The show should have started five minutes ago. 59 00:02:42,387 --> 00:02:45,791 - Squidina, I can't do the show today. 60 00:02:45,858 --> 00:02:49,161 Not until I relive my dream! 61 00:02:49,228 --> 00:02:53,232 - You know, I had a dream once. 62 00:02:53,298 --> 00:02:57,036 - Moms can dream? - Yes, Patrick. 63 00:02:57,102 --> 00:03:00,139 It was when I was a little girl. 64 00:03:00,205 --> 00:03:03,042 - You were a little girl? - Yes, Patrick. 65 00:03:03,108 --> 00:03:07,046 I dreamed about driving fast, zipping around the track 66 00:03:07,112 --> 00:03:11,183 at the motor speedway. I dreamed of winning races. 67 00:03:11,250 --> 00:03:14,453 I dreamed of becoming-- - A race car! 68 00:03:14,519 --> 00:03:18,523 - Actually, I-- - Don't say another word. 69 00:03:18,658 --> 00:03:22,795 I'm not going to let your dream die the way mine did. 70 00:03:22,862 --> 00:03:26,298 My mother is going to be a race car! 71 00:03:26,365 --> 00:03:29,468 [breathing heavily] 72 00:03:31,671 --> 00:03:34,740 - I dreamed of being a race car driver, 73 00:03:34,807 --> 00:03:38,010 not a race car. [audience groaning] 74 00:03:38,077 --> 00:03:39,344 - Oh, boy. 75 00:03:39,411 --> 00:03:45,084 * * 76 00:03:45,150 --> 00:03:48,187 - Go to Klopnod, 30 years ago. 77 00:03:50,255 --> 00:03:52,057 - Tee-hee-hee! Woo! 78 00:03:52,124 --> 00:03:53,693 Hey! 79 00:03:53,759 --> 00:03:56,996 - Future Mom, you're meant for better things. 80 00:03:57,062 --> 00:03:59,164 - Mom? What are you-- 81 00:03:59,231 --> 00:04:02,902 - I'm your son from the future. 82 00:04:02,968 --> 00:04:04,536 - Uh-huh. 83 00:04:04,603 --> 00:04:08,207 Like you could even prove such a thing. 84 00:04:08,273 --> 00:04:12,277 - Your favorite color is purple. 85 00:04:12,344 --> 00:04:14,714 - Ooh. 86 00:04:14,714 --> 00:04:16,481 - Mm-hmm. 87 00:04:16,548 --> 00:04:19,184 - OK. I'm convinced. 88 00:04:19,251 --> 00:04:20,720 - [laughs] 89 00:04:20,786 --> 00:04:22,054 [engine rumbling] 90 00:04:22,121 --> 00:04:26,091 - Cool! I love race cars. 91 00:04:26,158 --> 00:04:28,027 How did you know? 92 00:04:28,093 --> 00:04:30,462 - You told me in the future. 93 00:04:30,529 --> 00:04:32,765 Here, let's put this on. 94 00:04:35,167 --> 00:04:37,102 Huh. OK, there we go. 95 00:04:37,169 --> 00:04:38,303 - Wait. 96 00:04:38,370 --> 00:04:41,006 You mean I'm going to drive that car? 97 00:04:41,073 --> 00:04:42,274 - Of course not. 98 00:04:42,341 --> 00:04:44,176 You're going to race that car. 99 00:04:44,243 --> 00:04:45,477 - Uh... 100 00:04:45,544 --> 00:04:48,280 - OK. Ready? 101 00:04:48,347 --> 00:04:50,549 - Um, not exactly. 102 00:04:50,615 --> 00:04:51,984 - Set! Go! 103 00:04:52,051 --> 00:04:55,354 [engine roaring] 104 00:04:55,420 --> 00:04:58,557 [panting] 105 00:05:01,060 --> 00:05:02,627 - Oh, boy. 106 00:05:02,762 --> 00:05:05,664 We got a lot of work to do. 107 00:05:05,765 --> 00:05:08,834 [energetic music] 108 00:05:08,901 --> 00:05:15,841 * * 109 00:05:31,556 --> 00:05:33,458 - [laughs] 110 00:05:36,061 --> 00:05:37,262 - Beep, beep! 111 00:05:37,329 --> 00:05:39,231 [giggling] - We did it! 112 00:05:39,298 --> 00:05:41,300 You're a race car! 113 00:05:41,366 --> 00:05:43,936 - Bunny wins big race! 114 00:05:44,003 --> 00:05:47,672 - Well, I guess this means my work here is done. 115 00:05:47,807 --> 00:05:52,377 - Are you sure this is what I told you I wanted? 116 00:05:52,444 --> 00:05:54,479 - Absolutely. 117 00:05:54,546 --> 00:05:57,850 Well, enjoy living your dream, Future Mom! 118 00:06:00,585 --> 00:06:03,522 That could not have gone better. 119 00:06:03,588 --> 00:06:05,257 [scream] 120 00:06:05,324 --> 00:06:07,392 - Hey, are we doing the show today, or what? 121 00:06:07,459 --> 00:06:10,863 - Oh, Squidina! You have wheels! 122 00:06:10,930 --> 00:06:13,532 - So do you, dumb-dumb. 123 00:06:13,598 --> 00:06:15,600 - Ah! When did this happen? 124 00:06:15,667 --> 00:06:17,369 - Why wouldn't we have wheels? 125 00:06:17,436 --> 00:06:20,272 Mom's a street sweeper, remember? 126 00:06:20,339 --> 00:06:22,374 - A street sweeper? 127 00:06:22,441 --> 00:06:26,045 - Ever since that unfortunate race car accident. 128 00:06:26,111 --> 00:06:29,714 - I'll be right back. I got to go fix something. 129 00:06:31,851 --> 00:06:33,853 - Oh, I can't imagine 130 00:06:33,919 --> 00:06:37,656 a more fulfilling life than this. 131 00:06:37,722 --> 00:06:40,893 - Klopnod, 30 years ago again. 132 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:43,863 - Future Mom, you're meant for better things. 133 00:06:43,896 --> 00:06:45,865 - Huh? - Huh? 134 00:06:45,898 --> 00:06:49,468 - Don't listen to me! Listen to me. 135 00:06:49,534 --> 00:06:53,405 You do not want to be a race car. 136 00:06:53,472 --> 00:06:57,076 OK. Love you. Bye! 137 00:06:57,142 --> 00:06:59,078 - Uh. Huh? 138 00:06:59,144 --> 00:07:02,882 - Don't ruin anything else. Don't ruin anything else. 139 00:07:02,882 --> 00:07:06,218 Don't want to affect the future. 140 00:07:07,652 --> 00:07:09,488 Oh. 141 00:07:09,554 --> 00:07:11,323 Eh. It'll be fine. 142 00:07:14,927 --> 00:07:17,596 - Welcome back, legs! 143 00:07:17,662 --> 00:07:20,632 [screaming] 144 00:07:20,699 --> 00:07:24,269 - Another beautiful day, huh, Patrick? 145 00:07:25,604 --> 00:07:28,773 - A little toasty for my taste. 146 00:07:28,908 --> 00:07:30,809 Let me try this again. 147 00:07:32,277 --> 00:07:33,578 Not right. 148 00:07:33,645 --> 00:07:35,347 Not right. 149 00:07:35,414 --> 00:07:36,615 Nope. 150 00:07:36,681 --> 00:07:37,950 Uh-uh. 151 00:07:38,017 --> 00:07:40,419 Awesome, but not right. 152 00:07:40,485 --> 00:07:42,321 Maybe? 153 00:07:42,387 --> 00:07:44,957 Maybe not. 154 00:07:45,024 --> 00:07:48,127 - Many attempts to fix the past later... 155 00:07:50,762 --> 00:07:53,432 - [nervous mumbling] 156 00:07:53,498 --> 00:07:55,067 Huh? 157 00:07:55,134 --> 00:07:58,938 - [humming melody] - [snoring] 158 00:07:58,971 --> 00:08:01,406 - Could it really be? 159 00:08:01,473 --> 00:08:04,443 Life is normal again! 160 00:08:04,509 --> 00:08:08,280 [growling and barking] 161 00:08:08,347 --> 00:08:09,614 - Oh. 162 00:08:09,681 --> 00:08:12,484 Sounds like my special little boy is hungry. 163 00:08:12,551 --> 00:08:14,987 - Oh, yeah! - Good. 164 00:08:15,054 --> 00:08:18,457 Because you're just in time for dinner! 165 00:08:18,523 --> 00:08:20,425 - But it's breakfast time. 166 00:08:20,492 --> 00:08:21,760 - Eh? 167 00:08:21,826 --> 00:08:23,963 What's breakfast? 168 00:08:23,963 --> 00:08:26,298 [owl hooting] 169 00:08:26,365 --> 00:08:29,168 - [screaming] 170 00:08:29,234 --> 00:08:32,337 No silly glitches this time! 171 00:08:32,404 --> 00:08:34,073 Oh! 172 00:08:34,139 --> 00:08:38,110 What the-- Mom, when did the time closet 173 00:08:38,177 --> 00:08:40,179 become a regular closet? 174 00:08:40,245 --> 00:08:42,581 - What's a time closet? 175 00:08:42,647 --> 00:08:47,286 - No! 176 00:08:49,854 --> 00:08:52,224 I guess I'll just have to reinvent 177 00:08:52,291 --> 00:08:54,693 the time closet from scratch. 178 00:08:54,759 --> 00:08:56,661 Beep! Bloop, bloop. 179 00:08:56,728 --> 00:08:58,197 Bleep! Kaboom. 180 00:08:58,263 --> 00:09:01,000 Ring, ring, ring. Aw, man. 181 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:02,501 It didn't work. 182 00:09:02,567 --> 00:09:04,536 - You didn't really think taping a clock 183 00:09:04,603 --> 00:09:06,238 to a cardboard box would allow you 184 00:09:06,305 --> 00:09:09,741 to traverse the circuits of time, did you? 185 00:09:09,808 --> 00:09:12,044 - Kind of. 186 00:09:12,111 --> 00:09:13,545 - Inventing a time travel device 187 00:09:13,612 --> 00:09:16,181 would require decades of advanced education 188 00:09:16,248 --> 00:09:18,050 and scientific research. 189 00:09:18,117 --> 00:09:22,354 - Then I guess it's time for another montage. 190 00:09:22,421 --> 00:09:25,490 [energetic orchestral music] 191 00:09:25,557 --> 00:09:26,758 * * 192 00:09:26,825 --> 00:09:28,660 - Oh! Ow! 193 00:09:28,727 --> 00:09:30,129 - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 194 00:09:30,195 --> 00:09:32,797 * * 195 00:09:32,864 --> 00:09:35,034 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 196 00:09:35,034 --> 00:09:38,037 [grunting] 197 00:09:38,103 --> 00:09:40,705 Hmm. Uh-huh. 198 00:09:40,772 --> 00:09:42,041 * * 199 00:09:42,107 --> 00:09:45,044 Huh. Hmm. Hmm. 200 00:09:45,077 --> 00:09:46,911 * * 201 00:09:47,046 --> 00:09:50,049 Mm-hmm. [explosion] 202 00:09:50,049 --> 00:09:51,850 Mm-hmm. 203 00:09:51,916 --> 00:09:59,058 * * 204 00:10:03,862 --> 00:10:05,997 - Congratulations. - Yeah! 205 00:10:06,065 --> 00:10:11,703 * * 206 00:10:11,770 --> 00:10:14,406 Finally back in business. 207 00:10:14,473 --> 00:10:18,210 * * 208 00:10:18,277 --> 00:10:21,680 You are not going in there! 209 00:10:21,746 --> 00:10:23,248 - Who are you? 210 00:10:23,315 --> 00:10:27,786 - I'm you as an older, smarter sea star. 211 00:10:27,852 --> 00:10:30,722 I'm here to tell you that going back in time 212 00:10:30,789 --> 00:10:32,857 could impact your future 213 00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:36,895 in horrible, unspeakable ways! 214 00:10:36,961 --> 00:10:39,164 - Oh! 215 00:10:39,231 --> 00:10:41,833 Guess I'll go do something else, then! 216 00:10:41,900 --> 00:10:44,035 - Well, how about some breakfast? 217 00:10:44,103 --> 00:10:47,406 - We just had breakfast 15 minutes ago. 218 00:10:47,472 --> 00:10:48,807 - Oh. 219 00:10:48,873 --> 00:10:51,810 Well, I suppose it can wait until tomorrow. 220 00:10:51,876 --> 00:10:55,080 - Or we can use the time closet 221 00:10:55,147 --> 00:10:57,982 to go back 15 minutes. 222 00:10:58,049 --> 00:11:01,520 - Uh, great idea! 223 00:11:02,887 --> 00:11:05,124 After you. 224 00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:10,195 - [humming melody] 225 00:11:10,262 --> 00:11:11,696 Whoopty-doo. 226 00:11:11,763 --> 00:11:14,133 - Yay! Breakfast! 227 00:11:14,199 --> 00:11:15,600 - Hmm. 228 00:11:15,667 --> 00:11:18,403 There's that toasty feeling again. 229 00:11:20,572 --> 00:11:23,908 - [snoring] 230 00:11:23,975 --> 00:11:26,145 [both snoring] 231 00:11:29,148 --> 00:11:30,549 [together] Happy anniversary, 232 00:11:30,615 --> 00:11:33,152 Mom and Dad! - [barking] 233 00:11:33,218 --> 00:11:34,919 - Oh! - Hey! 234 00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:36,888 - Aww. 235 00:11:36,955 --> 00:11:41,160 - We got you something for your special day! 236 00:11:41,193 --> 00:11:46,064 Squidina and I got you reservations to 237 00:11:46,165 --> 00:11:50,302 the Acropolis All You Can Eat-atorium! 238 00:11:50,369 --> 00:11:54,406 Enjoy the finest cuisine in ancient Greece, 239 00:11:54,473 --> 00:11:57,075 endless heaps of Caesar salad, 240 00:11:57,176 --> 00:11:59,178 and dinner with a show! 241 00:11:59,178 --> 00:12:01,313 - Oh, fancy! 242 00:12:01,380 --> 00:12:03,982 But whatever will I wear? 243 00:12:04,048 --> 00:12:05,750 - Leave that to me. - Ooh! 244 00:12:05,817 --> 00:12:06,785 [grunts] 245 00:12:08,453 --> 00:12:11,623 - Whoa! - Togas! 246 00:12:11,690 --> 00:12:14,459 - OK, best be on your way. 247 00:12:17,296 --> 00:12:19,364 With my parents away for the day, 248 00:12:19,431 --> 00:12:21,833 we can invite our friends over. 249 00:12:21,900 --> 00:12:27,306 It's going to be awesome! [laughing] 250 00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:30,375 - [laughs maniacally] 251 00:12:30,442 --> 00:12:34,112 - Let's get ready for our unchaperoned party! 252 00:12:34,213 --> 00:12:36,315 - Party! 253 00:12:38,817 --> 00:12:42,387 - Huh. - - Gee whillikers. 254 00:12:42,454 --> 00:12:47,058 Who knew ancient Greece was so spacious? 255 00:12:47,125 --> 00:12:49,027 - Oh. - Oh! 256 00:12:49,093 --> 00:12:54,366 "Tonight, the 1,000th Annual Weird Alien Contest, 257 00:12:54,433 --> 00:12:58,503 hosted by Dale Goppler." - Hey! 258 00:12:58,570 --> 00:13:01,340 - First prize is dinner for two. 259 00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:04,008 [gasps] We could eat twice tonight! 260 00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:05,844 I'm in. 261 00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:09,013 - SpongeBob sits here. Pearl sits here. 262 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:11,082 Elwood sits here. 263 00:13:11,149 --> 00:13:13,252 And Patrick and I make five. 264 00:13:13,252 --> 00:13:17,088 The perfect number of guests for our sneaky shindig. 265 00:13:17,155 --> 00:13:18,590 [doorbell ringing] Huh? 266 00:13:18,657 --> 00:13:21,260 - I got it! I got it! 267 00:13:21,260 --> 00:13:23,262 SpongeBob! 268 00:13:23,295 --> 00:13:26,265 - I brought kelp chips! Woo-hoo! 269 00:13:26,298 --> 00:13:30,001 - Pearl! - Who wants soda pop? 270 00:13:30,068 --> 00:13:31,903 - Elwood! 271 00:13:31,970 --> 00:13:33,572 - I didn't have time to get anything, so... 272 00:13:33,638 --> 00:13:35,039 [cash register] 273 00:13:35,106 --> 00:13:36,508 I brought my dad's wallet. 274 00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:41,380 Ugh. 275 00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:43,382 - Ew! 276 00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:46,585 Expired credit card? Pfft. 277 00:13:46,651 --> 00:13:48,086 - Here you go. 278 00:13:48,152 --> 00:13:51,823 Now let's get this party sensibly started! 279 00:13:51,890 --> 00:13:53,091 [crashing] 280 00:13:53,157 --> 00:13:55,394 - Huh? Pat the Hapless? 281 00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:57,562 I didn't know you were invited. 282 00:13:57,629 --> 00:13:59,431 So, Pat, buddy. 283 00:13:59,498 --> 00:14:01,199 What did you bring to the party? 284 00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:04,303 [grunting] 285 00:14:04,336 --> 00:14:07,372 - Everybody! - Party! 286 00:14:07,439 --> 00:14:10,074 [groaning] 287 00:14:16,915 --> 00:14:19,984 - I don't think we're remotely weird enough to win, hon. 288 00:14:20,051 --> 00:14:22,220 - Oh, what a load of barnacles. 289 00:14:22,321 --> 00:14:25,857 Ooh! 290 00:14:28,226 --> 00:14:29,561 - Ooh! 291 00:14:29,628 --> 00:14:33,097 - A two-headed toga monster! Now that's weird. 292 00:14:33,164 --> 00:14:37,602 - Aw! You look just like our parents. 293 00:14:37,669 --> 00:14:39,571 - Not weird enough, Bunny. 294 00:14:39,638 --> 00:14:41,640 Hmm. Oh! 295 00:14:41,706 --> 00:14:43,742 Follow me. 296 00:14:48,146 --> 00:14:52,417 - Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 1,000th 297 00:14:52,484 --> 00:14:56,054 Annual Weirdest Alien Contest! 298 00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:57,922 [applause] 299 00:14:57,989 --> 00:14:59,791 The first round of our contest 300 00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:02,794 is the Weirdest Smile Competition. 301 00:15:02,861 --> 00:15:05,697 So please welcome our first contestant, 302 00:15:05,764 --> 00:15:08,567 the Two-Headed Toga Twins! 303 00:15:08,633 --> 00:15:12,537 [cheers and applause] 304 00:15:12,604 --> 00:15:14,373 - Um... 305 00:15:16,441 --> 00:15:18,410 - Hmm. 306 00:15:18,477 --> 00:15:20,111 - Oh, right. 307 00:15:20,178 --> 00:15:21,380 Weird. 308 00:15:23,448 --> 00:15:24,616 Mwah! 309 00:15:24,683 --> 00:15:27,386 [cheers and applause] 310 00:15:27,386 --> 00:15:28,787 - All right! 311 00:15:28,853 --> 00:15:32,190 And now for our next contestant, Gert Grinvlox! 312 00:15:32,256 --> 00:15:33,858 - [giggling] 313 00:15:33,925 --> 00:15:36,728 - [laughs] You call that a smile? 314 00:15:36,795 --> 00:15:39,931 - [grunting] 315 00:15:42,534 --> 00:15:44,436 [glass shattering] 316 00:15:44,503 --> 00:15:47,005 [people screaming] 317 00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:49,741 - It seems we have our first winner! 318 00:15:49,808 --> 00:15:53,277 [triumphant music] 319 00:15:53,412 --> 00:15:54,979 - Don't worry, hon! 320 00:15:55,046 --> 00:16:00,452 We'll just have to get weirder in the next round. 321 00:16:00,519 --> 00:16:02,286 - Wow, this is great! 322 00:16:02,421 --> 00:16:03,622 - [breathing heavily] 323 00:16:03,688 --> 00:16:05,757 - It's cool. 324 00:16:05,824 --> 00:16:08,059 - Uh! More! 325 00:16:08,126 --> 00:16:09,093 Uh! 326 00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:11,229 More! 327 00:16:11,295 --> 00:16:13,632 - My turn now! 328 00:16:13,698 --> 00:16:14,899 - Ooh? 329 00:16:14,966 --> 00:16:18,603 - Oh. Pucker up, Cave Pat! 330 00:16:18,670 --> 00:16:20,905 [kissing] 331 00:16:20,972 --> 00:16:22,507 - Hey, Patrick. 332 00:16:22,574 --> 00:16:26,478 Don't you think this party is getting a little out of hand? 333 00:16:26,545 --> 00:16:28,447 - Don't worry, sis. 334 00:16:28,513 --> 00:16:32,116 I'm sure we can clean up before anyone gets home. 335 00:16:32,183 --> 00:16:35,353 - I'm home! What the what? 336 00:16:35,454 --> 00:16:36,955 - Huh? - What? 337 00:16:37,021 --> 00:16:38,490 [together] Oh, no! 338 00:16:38,557 --> 00:16:41,560 - You should be ashamed of yourselves! 339 00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:44,262 Throwing a party... 340 00:16:44,328 --> 00:16:45,664 [both whimpering] 341 00:16:45,730 --> 00:16:47,699 - Without GrandPat! 342 00:16:47,766 --> 00:16:52,303 Woo! Cannonball! 343 00:16:52,370 --> 00:16:54,939 [screaming] 344 00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:59,043 Now it's a party! 345 00:16:59,110 --> 00:17:01,513 - Oh, yeah! [air horns blaring] 346 00:17:01,580 --> 00:17:03,615 [upbeat music] 347 00:17:03,682 --> 00:17:05,850 - [screaming] 348 00:17:05,917 --> 00:17:10,188 - And now the next round of our contest, cooking! 349 00:17:10,254 --> 00:17:11,890 Each of our contestants will craft 350 00:17:11,956 --> 00:17:15,059 a weirdly delicious dish 351 00:17:15,126 --> 00:17:17,028 using the same common ingredient... 352 00:17:17,095 --> 00:17:19,498 a shrunken human! 353 00:17:19,498 --> 00:17:23,234 - Where am I? - Here's your human. 354 00:17:23,301 --> 00:17:26,838 - What? [whimpering] 355 00:17:26,905 --> 00:17:28,507 - And a human for you. 356 00:17:28,540 --> 00:17:30,709 - [nervous mumbling] 357 00:17:30,775 --> 00:17:33,512 - And here's your human. - Oh! 358 00:17:33,578 --> 00:17:34,813 - OK, chefs. 359 00:17:34,879 --> 00:17:38,517 Your time begins now. 360 00:17:38,550 --> 00:17:40,519 [roaring] 361 00:17:40,519 --> 00:17:44,255 Oh! I'm allergic to humans! 362 00:17:44,322 --> 00:17:46,390 - Me too! 363 00:17:49,761 --> 00:17:51,763 - How do you cook a human? 364 00:17:51,830 --> 00:17:54,032 They don't even taste good! 365 00:17:54,098 --> 00:17:57,802 - Just get started, Bunny! 366 00:17:57,869 --> 00:17:59,003 Get slicing. 367 00:17:59,070 --> 00:18:01,706 [tense music] 368 00:18:01,773 --> 00:18:03,407 - [yawning] 369 00:18:03,542 --> 00:18:05,844 - Time's up, chefs! [bell rings] 370 00:18:05,910 --> 00:18:08,146 Let's see how you did. 371 00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:10,715 Hmm? - * La, la, la, la, la, la * 372 00:18:10,782 --> 00:18:12,717 [screaming] 373 00:18:14,819 --> 00:18:16,154 - Hmm. 374 00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:17,155 [buzzer blares] 375 00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:19,190 [audience groaning] 376 00:18:19,257 --> 00:18:21,793 - Aw. - Well, better luck next time. 377 00:18:21,860 --> 00:18:23,562 Huh? 378 00:18:23,562 --> 00:18:25,296 You haven't done anything with your human. 379 00:18:25,363 --> 00:18:26,931 - Tell me about it. 380 00:18:26,998 --> 00:18:30,134 - [grunting] 381 00:18:32,604 --> 00:18:36,641 - And voil�! Stuffed human. 382 00:18:36,708 --> 00:18:38,843 - Hmm. 383 00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:40,945 - [belching] - Oh! 384 00:18:41,012 --> 00:18:43,347 - Ah! 385 00:18:43,414 --> 00:18:45,684 - Mm-mmm. [buzzer blares] 386 00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:48,587 [audience booing] - Oh, that's too bad. 387 00:18:48,653 --> 00:18:49,821 [vocalizing] 388 00:18:49,888 --> 00:18:51,690 What happened to our last contestant? 389 00:18:51,756 --> 00:18:55,393 - [humming melody] 390 00:18:55,459 --> 00:19:00,632 I'm delicious! Ooh, oh! 391 00:19:00,699 --> 00:19:02,366 - Hmm. 392 00:19:02,433 --> 00:19:04,769 Mm-hmm. [bright chime] 393 00:19:04,836 --> 00:19:07,171 [audience cheering] 394 00:19:07,238 --> 00:19:09,173 - This is a first, ladies and gentlemen. 395 00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:11,042 The human wins! 396 00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:13,477 - Woo-hoo! Ah! 397 00:19:14,879 --> 00:19:16,180 [cheers and applause] 398 00:19:16,247 --> 00:19:18,382 Yes, yes, yes! 399 00:19:19,651 --> 00:19:22,654 - Oh! 400 00:19:22,721 --> 00:19:24,723 - All righty. 401 00:19:24,789 --> 00:19:27,626 Who's ready to get weird 402 00:19:27,626 --> 00:19:30,895 with tonight's final competition, 403 00:19:30,962 --> 00:19:32,396 the Dance-Off! 404 00:19:32,463 --> 00:19:34,733 [air horns blaring] 405 00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:36,868 Let's welcome our first contestant, 406 00:19:36,935 --> 00:19:42,040 all the way from the Zorblek system, Regina! 407 00:19:42,106 --> 00:19:45,176 - [grunting] 408 00:19:45,243 --> 00:19:48,079 - Oh my, the judge seems impressed. 409 00:19:48,146 --> 00:19:49,848 - [belches] 410 00:19:49,914 --> 00:19:53,517 - [grunting] 411 00:19:53,652 --> 00:19:55,186 - Yeow! 412 00:19:55,253 --> 00:19:57,188 [cheers and applause] 413 00:19:57,255 --> 00:20:02,360 - And finally, welcome our last contestants, these things! 414 00:20:02,426 --> 00:20:04,328 [elegant orchestral music] 415 00:20:04,395 --> 00:20:06,330 [confused muttering] 416 00:20:06,397 --> 00:20:09,768 * * 417 00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:11,269 - [belches] 418 00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:14,205 * * 419 00:20:14,272 --> 00:20:16,140 [both scream] 420 00:20:16,207 --> 00:20:18,042 * * 421 00:20:18,109 --> 00:20:19,678 [together] Our togas! 422 00:20:19,744 --> 00:20:21,245 - [gasps] 423 00:20:21,312 --> 00:20:23,848 [concerned murmurs] 424 00:20:23,915 --> 00:20:25,549 [eerie music] 425 00:20:25,616 --> 00:20:28,653 - [screams] - [retches] 426 00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:31,289 - [retches] 427 00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:33,424 - Ladies and gentleglorps, 428 00:20:33,491 --> 00:20:36,194 never before in the history of this contest 429 00:20:36,260 --> 00:20:42,233 have I seen anything so incredibly weird! 430 00:20:42,300 --> 00:20:44,235 Just look at them! 431 00:20:44,302 --> 00:20:47,706 [cheers and applause] 432 00:20:47,772 --> 00:20:49,307 - Congratulations! 433 00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:51,575 You're officially weirdos! 434 00:20:51,642 --> 00:20:53,144 - Oh! 435 00:20:53,211 --> 00:20:55,446 - Oh, Cecil. 436 00:20:55,513 --> 00:20:58,750 This is the perfect anniversary. 437 00:20:58,817 --> 00:21:00,451 - Yeah. 438 00:21:00,518 --> 00:21:02,253 It's a shame the kids aren't here to see it. 439 00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:05,289 - Wait. There are more of you? 440 00:21:05,356 --> 00:21:07,291 - Let me in! 441 00:21:07,358 --> 00:21:09,861 [grunting] 442 00:21:14,098 --> 00:21:15,633 Huh? 443 00:21:15,734 --> 00:21:17,068 [screams] 444 00:21:17,135 --> 00:21:21,405 My precious posterior! 445 00:21:23,541 --> 00:21:26,544 - Please welcome your children! 446 00:21:26,610 --> 00:21:28,079 [cheers and applause] 447 00:21:28,146 --> 00:21:31,182 - Hey, kiddos! - Who are all your friends? 448 00:21:31,249 --> 00:21:36,755 - We kind of had a house party while you guys were gone. 449 00:21:36,788 --> 00:21:38,556 Are you mad? 450 00:21:38,622 --> 00:21:40,591 - Not at all, son! 451 00:21:40,658 --> 00:21:42,126 Your mother and I had the best time 452 00:21:42,193 --> 00:21:43,928 we've had in years. 453 00:21:43,995 --> 00:21:48,466 Plus, now we have this great big juicy ham! 454 00:21:48,532 --> 00:21:51,102 [together] Oh, boy, ham! 455 00:21:53,271 --> 00:21:56,374 - Well, we're not digested yet! 456 00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,409 Let's party! 457 00:21:58,476 --> 00:22:01,679 [all cheering] 458 00:22:01,729 --> 00:22:06,279 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0